Mother got thrown out of her art class this afternoon. It seems she got a ‘bit too close’ to the male model they were studying for life drawing. Apparently, according to the woman who phoned me to collect her, her eyesight “isn’t what it was,” and she “wanted to make her attempts as lifelike as possible, which was proving rather difficult from several feet away.”
I’m still not sure who was more upset at the whole affair, my mother for being excluded, or the young model for having a 76 year old woman imply that his manhood was rather lacklustre.
Fleeting Moments 